February 09, 2010
Onionesque headlines
Posted by Usha Rodrigues

From today's WSJ: Senator Prodded Fed to Aid Ailing Bank From Home State. 

And from last Tuesday: Wealthy Face Tax Increase.

For this I read the paper?  At least America's Finest New Source offers breaking news: Supreme Court Allows Corporations To Run For Political Office.  My favorite: "This is an unfair, ill-advised, and tragic mistake," Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) said before boarding a flight to Arizona in response to primary poll numbers that show him trailing the Phoenix-based company PetSmart by a double-digit margin. "Despite the deep discounts and exciting promotions that they may be able to offer, these huge, soulless entities are not capable of truly serving the American people's—or their pet's—needs."

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