Apprentice Parody

In the interest of taking swipes at both sides of the political spectrum, I present this Apprentice parody from True MajorityACTION PAC, which is led by Ben Cohen of Ben & Jerry's fame.

By the way, Ben & Jerry's is great ice cream, though I have a slight preference for Italian ice cream, as shown in the picture to the right. Putting large chunks of junk food in ice cream and making the ice cream really dense (low air content) were Ben & Jerry's great innovations, and the stuff is undeniably good. I toured the Ben & Jerry's factory in Vermont in 1993, and it was there that I first sampled chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream ... a life-altering experience.